Guano psychotic nut cases might be trying to wreck the country, but at least they are entertaining us on the way....

 Republican Rep. John Fleming cites The Onion as factual news

Think I'll pass up this Facebook Ad:

 

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One of many moving testimonials on "Women for Herman Cain."

Yvonne Settlemire

phoenix, AZ

"I am a single mom of three children and two have autism. I like what Mr Cain has to say. He the only one that wants to talk about the REAL issues. Im tired of all the side tracking of unimportant accusations by people from years and years ago. Today is what Im interested in. And the tomorrow of our country is what I want to be talked about. Im voting for Hermain Cain. Respectfully, Yvonne Settlemire "

Remember when we scoffed at 'Death Panels?"

But if Rick Perry or Barack Obama don't like you, yo ass is grass!
From Glenn Greenwald at Salon:
Yemen

FRIDAY, SEP 30, 2011 3:31 AM PACIFIC DAYLIGHT TIME

The due-process-free assassination of U.S. citizens is now reality

BY GLENN GREENWALD

@SethMacFarlaneSeth MacFarlane 

Hmm, a cocky asshole governor from Texas. That might be worth trying.

Speaking of gang rule...

Americans Elect, meet the Politburo: An idea whose time has come (again)

Gang of (whatever):

A group of Congresspersons which aspires to compromise on an issue rather than admit that said issue is overblown, superfluous and a waste of time.  This is usually achieved by the Democrats completely caving to the demands of the Republicans.  In some cases (see Harry Reid) such caving not only concedes all demands of the opposite party but throws in concessions not previously on the table.  In addition, (see Obama) concessions on Social Security, Medicare and other programs are offered as assurance of complete submission. Recently compounded by the fact that the Democrats are now Republicans and the Republicans are seriously guano psychotic.

Our new ambassador to Afghanistan

From Wikipedia on Ryan Crocker:
Regarding the politics of Iraq, he said, "In many respects, the debates currently occurring in Iraq are akin to those surrounding our civil rights movement or struggle over states rights." 

Bolton: If Mubarak falls in Egypt, Israel should bomb Iran

This makes sense.  To someone.  I guess.

It took two years to figure this one out?

• • January 11, 2011
   
  • 2:42pm
• Teacher Who Burned Cross into Student’s Arm Fired
• Post by LAURI LEB
• Vernon school board voted last night to fire middle school science teacher John Freshwater, who was accused of preaching creationism in the classroom and of using a Tesla coil to burn a cross into the arm of a student
• .

This loser gets the David Broder Jerk of the Day Award.

Ex-Clinton strategist: Obama needs event ‘similar’ to OKC to ‘reconnect’ with voters

Chuck Toddler has his diapers in a bunch over Colbert's testimony as today's faux indignation orgy continue

Ken, you are such a doll!

The MSM is Shocked! Shocked! that Ken Mehlman is gay.  The rest of us knew this back in 2004.

TUESDAY, JUL 6, 2010 16:07 ET

Rules of America's rule of law

Matt Taibbi on Jokes and The Joker

http://trueslant.com/matttaibbi/2010/05/15/i-sarah-palin-goes-redneck/

Does anyone really believe this dumbass story?

http://justifiedtype.wordpress.com/2010/05/01/the-timely-shooting-of-an-arizona-deputy/

I think the FBI does their recruiting out of halfway houses.

FBI’s ‘cutting edge’ photo of

 bin Laden doctored from Spain

 lawmaker’s portrait