The Big Guy

1940 - 2006

Desperate Republicans, Thursday Edition

Everything Old is New Again

Whipper of Minorities

Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover

Direct Method (Gingrich): Tell your wife at her hospital bed you are divorcing her so you can marry your mistress

Indirect Method (Giuliani): Announce at a press conference you are divorcing your wife so you can marry your mistress. Hope the wife is watching.

Backdoor Method (Pastor Ted): Check into a five year spiritual rehab program to cure your lust for the guy what outed you.

If the Glove Doesn't Fit, You Gotta Acquit Method (OJ): Ok, I'm just assuming he's a Republican

Winter Reading List

Lynn Cheney, "Sisters" - Hot Lesbos go West in Search of....Something

Scooter Libby: "The Apprentice" - Man on Yellow Dog Hair Coat

Bill O'Reilly: "Those Who Trespass" - Return of the Loofah with Vengeance

Hump No More

It may be Wednesday -- but forgetaboutit. The Ministry of love now sez

NO WHORING AROUND UNTIL YOU'RE 30!