Saturday, October 22, 2011

Just noticed that the Iowa Faith & Freedom Coalition event is being held at the Knapp Animal Learning Center which certainly puts it all in perspective.  In other news, yes I am watching same.  Love a circus.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Iran plot to sink The Maine revealed by heroic Obama Administration. Bush II asks "Why didn't I think of that?"

 Bored with harassing medical marijuana clinics and passing out ammo to drug cartels, Eric Holder hires a bunch of meth addicted screenplay writers to plot the new U.S. Gulf of Tonkin incident.


"The Terrorist Mastermind at the center of the plot is a failed used car salesman in Texas with a history of pedestrian money problems. Dive under your bed."
 

Monday, October 10, 2011


Clearly I will be going straight to hell, but I have no idea what these phrases mean:

American Exceptionalism
The American Dream
Original Intent

I have not only not read The Federalist Papers but immediately lose interest whenever they are mentioned.  Nor have I read De Toqueville’s  “Democracy in America” – however, as anyone who has seen  Born Yesterday  knows, neither has anyone else.

Tuesday, October 04, 2011

While my guitar gently weeps...

So the brainless spawn refers to Obama as Hitler.  Big deal.  I've heard the Public Enemies de jour compared to Hitler my whole life; for example, here. Who hasn't drawn one of  those mustaches on the Yearbook pic of the Women's Vice Principal?*  What I don't understand is casting Boehner as Netanyahu.  Is this supposed to be an insult?  A compliment?  This is a sincere question.  Help me out here.
*Sorry Bertha.  Hee hee.