Monday, April 24, 2006

Rejoice all ye frightened freaks...

Well I’m sure we are all breathing more easily now that Moussaui is on the brink of receiving the death penalty. Never mind that the guy is nutty as batshit, or that his alleged conspirator, Richard Reid, is the Poster Boy of Inept Shoe Bombers. Never mind that the one goal these two could hope to acheive is Place and Show in an ugly contest. (sorry guys, but the win goes to Chertoff, hands down). Never mind that the Roving Terrorist subgroup of Al Queda voted him off the island the first day of rush week. The world will be a darn safer place without him! Right. Also reassuring is the apparent absence of Zarquawi who is no doubt stuck in a spider hole until our brass find it useful to pull him out and blame him for – oh, whatever. As for UBL, if your President hardly thinks of him anymore, why bother your pretty little head?

The Anthrax Killer? Gone! The traitor Brokaw? Silenced! CIA leaker Mary McCarthy?– Fired! Katrina? – dust in the wind!

We have much to be thankful for. Let us pray.

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