Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Iran plot to sink The Maine revealed by heroic Obama Administration. Bush II asks "Why didn't I think of that?"

 Bored with harassing medical marijuana clinics and passing out ammo to drug cartels, Eric Holder hires a bunch of meth addicted screenplay writers to plot the new U.S. Gulf of Tonkin incident.


"The Terrorist Mastermind at the center of the plot is a failed used car salesman in Texas with a history of pedestrian money problems. Dive under your bed."
 

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