Mustache of Understanding Tortured Metaphor Award to Bill Donohue, Catholic League President

“In order to keep the human special [sic] alive, it has to be between a man and a woman, right?” Donohue explained. “I mean, let’s face it. If you want electricity, if you want juice, you can’t have two sockets touch each other or two prongs. The prong has to penetrate the socket." -- Catholic League president Bill Donohue