Everything Old is New Again
Whipper of Minorities
Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover
Direct Method (Gingrich): Tell your wife at her hospital bed you are divorcing her so you can marry your mistress
Indirect Method (Giuliani): Announce at a press conference you are divorcing your wife so you can marry your mistress. Hope the wife is watching.
Backdoor Method (Pastor Ted): Check into a five year spiritual rehab program to cure your lust for the guy what outed you.
If the Glove Doesn't Fit, You Gotta Acquit Method (OJ): Ok, I'm just assuming he's a Republican
Winter Reading List
Lynn Cheney, "Sisters" - Hot Lesbos go West in Search of....Something
Scooter Libby: "The Apprentice" - Man on Yellow Dog Hair Coat
Bill O'Reilly: "Those Who Trespass" - Return of the Loofah with Vengeance
1 comment:
Thanks for the primer on Republican values.
I like the new design.
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