R.I.P.

1957 - 2006

Att: Bill O'Reilly

Falafel

Loofah

Warning: Confusing the two may lead to indigestion
and bad phone sex.

These People Give Sex a Bad Name

Foley meets Malkin. Immediately turns gay. Not ready for man on dog, tries man on page. Vows to keep trying 'til he gets it right.